As mentioned, there was a lot of Quake-playing in the honours room last year. Since I’m easily distracted, and like pretty graphs, I decided to mine the Quake stats that were accumlated from every game that we played. A total of 794 games (over 200 hours), an average of 2.8 per day, distributed over the year like this:

Where the blue areas indicate when we had lectures, green during exams, and red when we had no other work but our honours projects.
April 17, 2008
Tip for first-year computer science students doing exams:
If you have to modify an exam question to give an answer, you’re doing something wrong.
I mark first-year papers, not for the money, but for the comedic value.
Dear People-who-write-in-library-books,
What the fuck?

Love,
Phil
I’m marking a first-year engineering assignment where students had to design a device to separate egg yolks from their whites and shells.
At least a quarter of the students have cited their mother in their references.
I also worry about the guy who cited a tape ruler, a ruler, soft drink bottles, a soap container, solder, plastic boxes, and a spoon knife.
Public holidays, like weekends, have become days where I just work from home and give myself the illusion that I’m on holiday.